Disappearing Act

Well hello to all of the hypothetical readers that I am writing for.  Considering this blog is only for a comm class, it's fairly difficult to be motivated to actually post daily when I'm not technically required to.
So basically this blog name is completely ironic. Very hipster I know.
Anyhow, while on my run I have discovered that there are a few songs that will be continuously stuck in my head, and the nominees are:
Dog Days Are Over
In My Head (how appropriate)
Various songs from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Animal by Neon Trees
Maroon 5 songs, only from Songs About Jane

So this is what I do on runs, replay these songs over and over think deeply about life, try to make it up the hill without collapsing. Scowl at people that pass me on bikes. Pray that the rain holds off until I finish.  Good stuff.

Back to the hypothetical reader thing, so I have this new thing called statcounter that tells me how many people visited the blog, returning visitors, all that creepy facebook stalkerish stuff. Case and point, I know almost everything about you and I'm going to see how many actually don't read my blog.
But since we are all caught up in this hypothetical business i'm going to pretend that a lot of people love to read my blog.  If this were so, this statcounter gadget would let me see what blog posts are most popular and possibly help me create more posts like that one in the future. Therefore skyrocketing my popularity and making my blog so successful that I actual make money off of it and live happily ever after.
Hypothetically of course.